What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you relax?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What shouldn't you Google?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy